My brothers might be in my parents basement still.

Jesus

might happen if GabeN dies

Pretty sure you’re describing XScreenSaver! Still alive and well :)

Not only is it opt in, it’s also running fully locally on your machine.

Right - I was thinking of the brief store pull.

But I thought that got resolved with the game getting the 18+ PEGI rating back in March already?

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/03/balatro-back-on-switch-eshop-in-europe-with-new-age-rating

Or was it like a provisional rating?

Wait, wasn’t this already an issue a while back and wasn’t that resolved?

Wait, did I get this right – you were in the bathroom with him and he blocked you from exiting by essentially starting a game of “the floor is vomit”?

wrapped in plastic

Good point. Well, it is an 80’s movie

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092005/

et al.

This whole section gives me Myst vibes too

I can see why!

That’s a knee-slapper

You probably meant the SM58. The 58 is the prototypical singer’s mic.

Meme = a picture with some text

Huh, I’m the opposite! I feel like vertical (and tree-style) tabs are useful precisely when you have more tabs

ChatGPT would for sure know how to spell multifaceted and Rwanda though.