weird, i edited it a while ago

not anymore it doesn’t :3

oh shit i forgor

straight up the chargussy

:3

it’s a post i posted while shitting, does that count?

i do not need to know who you are to be glad you exist.

BABA IS YOU

“The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plan”

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

i think that’s called polyamory

listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor

the day i don’t :3 is the day i’m dead

the methamphetamine epidemic has hit the squid population hard

i really doubt any major organizations are paying for bots, at least not on lemmy. we’re just not big enough methinks
if there are any it’s probably a smaller operation done by a few people max.

what happened that they want is to forget /s

a person born in 0 is 2000 years old, pickle that through

smh real programmers use magnetized needles on tape