If she’s an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist.

And a plumber.

Dunno. I think them big chemical tiddies would make more of a “BRRRRRRR” noise when motorboated, versus the “BUBUBUBUBBBB” sound of actual real boobies.

Now that’s some alliterative genius there!!

What about when you are running a red left turn light on an 80kph divided highway and a driver sounds their horn to warn you that you’re about to (1) commit a finable traffic infraction and (2) risk your life and the lives of oncoming drivers and passengers?

The answer is to moon the person warning you, flip them off, and cause right-of-way traffic to dangerously brake to let you proceed.

In other words: be a cyclist douchebag. Let the down-voting begin.

Next time I’ll just photograph the skid marks, debris field, and still-warm corpse. Bare-assed, with a defiant middle finger extended.

Yea, fuck cars.

The EV 635A. Built. To. Last.

http://recordinghacks.com/reviews/tapeop/electro-voice-635a/

I swear to god - on a dare I used one as a hammer and it lost 0 range on the SA.

Toughest mic and best DR of it’s 1965 class. Still a viable non-phantom , mono drum or ambient mic.

True believer!

I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.

Lovely. Seems to be missing a steering wheel, though. JK!!! Is it recreational or lifestyle?

Very timely. 7/5

This is what Germany in 1929 was - without social media.