Interesting. In my experience, google maps is “too creative” on their routes. They usually send me to some back roads that only make my drive much longer.

I go to Apple Maps.

I don’t think Jessica Simpson is the concern here. A judge would definitely grant the petition for someone to change their name if they were named “Blessica Blimpson”. What a derp name.

Fuck Xavier. Long live Pakalu Papito.

Sounds like a breach of contract, which is a civil matter.

Is the glow just a new Siri?

I’d rather have an empty chair than Trump.