James Cameron directed it. Went in a very unique direction from the source material.

The toilet paper is correctly installed

My scale doesn’t either but I can feel it when I pick them up.

The correct unit of mass is the slug, which is 14.59kg

People insisting on using pounds as mass is why the physics formulas need extra steps in imperial.

The feathers. They carry the weight of what you did to those birds.

So I’m functionally invisible if I go there? Tempting

I think it took like 10 minutes, 5 of which was loading the movie up and finding the right shot. How quickly does AI do it?

Burn down one crack house, five more open up

“Take a bad picture of the PC screen” is also missing

Imagine using pacman instead of emerge

You’re still ahead of the game.

Never stopped exercising so my body works fine. That’s all that works though.

Olive oil isn’t real. It’s just a mafia scam.

This happened often enough to him that I did find him a little funny

Works on Grampa’s machine and he can’t even figure out how how to unlock an iPhone. Which is ‘stare at it’ last I checked.

Linux has been ready since 2008. Literally not had a single real problem since Ubuntu 7.10 kept turning my monitor off while booting. Everything just works and has for 17 years now.

Every problem I see people have now (IRL not online) is ‘I don’t like the default theme’ tier nonsense.

“Automate the boring stuff with python” to start. As an added bonus you’ll have more downtime as you go.

The computer ran SolarOS, which I would have assumed was SunOS/Solaris.