The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAnother productive meetinglemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1835arrow-down14
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minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down2·1 day agoPro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy. Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
minus-squareHappySkullsplitter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down3·1 day ago The toilet paper is loaded backwards
minus-squaremarduk@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·1 day agoEvery time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
minus-squareHawke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 day agoI’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down22·1 day agoExcuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
minus-squareCheradenine@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·1 day agoIs there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time? The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoLemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
minus-squareSeeker of Carcosa@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours ago“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
minus-squareDenjin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoWhat did you just say about the interrobang‽
minus-squareLilB0kChoy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·22 hours agoWhat’s an interrobang‽
minus-squarejust some guy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·1 day agoAs a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoSo it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agonone of these there’s not enough crying
minus-squareMotoAsh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 day agoCat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 day ago if not cat owner Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 day agoThat would not stop a cat
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 day agoThe toilet paper is correctly installed
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).
The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
“Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee.”
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
none of these there’s not enough crying
ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
Bend the cardboard roll on the inside so it becomes oval-shaped. That way it doesn’t keep unrolling if they pull on it
That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed