Hay $800 worth of copper, I found a 1000ft roll of shielded pure copper for $2.11 because someone misplaced the decimal point I know because it was listed for $2.1199 every thing was automated through amazon so they just shipped free shipping to, thank for listening $800 worth of copper, your the best.

Thanks, I’ll remember that when I go to school… oh wait, I’m not in school anymore. I’m gainfully employed, get paid plenty, and nobody cares. Huh, it’s almost like the hyper-educated imposition placed on us by society is simply a form of control, gatekeeping, and self-aggrandizing and the people who spent more time studying than forming relationships wasted their time and are now disgruntled because they have to work harder than those who aren’t overly anal grammar Nazis.

You don’t, Microsoft realized back then that this is the coolest it could ever looked and thusly removed that ability permanently.

That’s just Evil, if we build an industrial park there where will the slaves forced labor work bit*hes

*Due to recent very public events our Public relations officer has been sent on leave with pay instead Nataly will complete this statement.

That’s just Evil, if we build an industrial park there where will the (Checks Notes) Employees park there cars?

The guy who actually gets work done so in turn you are to busy to look in a mirror making you the de facto top left.

For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me.

(Exodus 20:5, NKJV)

Hmmmmm, would this be a bad time to say Native Americans be like?

Meh, knowing Trump he probably nominated a sturgeon not understanding the Job requirements.

Fun fact the British islands are on the same tectonic plates as the rest of Europe so technically they are indeed European… of course that plate is the Eurasian plate so technically all of Asia is in Europe too so when are you gonna welcome China into the E.U?

The little engine that could… of saved a life.

Next week: thomas the tank in gender swap.

0mg, O’ Mg? Omg!

Just like all porn if it’s not your kink you won’t get it.

I mean companies don’t pay if you don’t see the ads, they just show the ads to someone else and you didn’t pay if you see the ads.

This could easily be because the top handle is in a more convenient spot so everyone uses it and nobody uses the bottom one, I can’t think of a reason someone would be so inconsiderate as to not wash there hands but so altruistic that they go out of there way to use the inferior objectively worse handle. And human nature would say nobody is going to care about the slightly inconvenient option after it gets boring, don’t believe me? Then why do so many people choose the convenient less boring option of not washing their hands?

This is no longer a joke since YouTube is blocking all third party ones in favor of there ability to skip sponsors on premium accounts.

Mr Nick‘s, you must concede that all humans have been slightly naughty after all you know when they have been naughty or nice.

Hohohorrible, giving all children coal to fill your pockets is simply unethical, it is literally going to destroy the world for your own profit!

Mr. Nicks we are willing to take over full production of your toy factory and cut you in 2% of all future sales, given you are currently giving away your toys for free this will be infinitely more profitable and you can finally retire in Hawaii in luxury instead of slaving away in a cold dark workshop.

Well that’s not the point, it is for the good boys and girls.

Mr. Nicks we have here a professional philosopher and he says there is no such thing as good or evil given your sudo omnipresent nature we must assume you are well aware of this and must have an alternative motive, we are prepared to file an injunction with the courts to have all further imports of goods from the North Pole restricted and air control will Shoot down any unauthorized flying slays…. Or you can sign this document, the choice is yours but I would choose the more profitable option.

Why this has got to be the most Evil thing I have ever seen.

Good, I expect to see plenty Coal delivered to the Black Sky Coal plantation.

I don’t think anyone noticed the shadow of the barber strangling the guy.

I agree that’s why I don’t listen to all the hater’s who say my distro Choice of Android Tv is bad.

It’s ok, they don’t work for themselves they work for an entity that legally requires them to prioritize profits, they have to endorse the murder of CEO’s up to and including themselves in cases of conflict.

I remember the old days when he would split the red sea or turn wine water into wine, these shows just ain’t what they used to be.