Do you wanna hear a good joke?

Whatcha tink we arrrrre ?.. Teeaves.

Why are they all the same aperture size?

He didnt even finish though supposedly. Sofa fucker couldnt even give the love seat the satisfaction of a job well done. What a joke.

Looks like the fucking bird from never ending story 2.

Douglas Adams morally safe meat. Cows breed to be smart enough to agree to be food. To the point they will just pop off and off them selves … But don’t worry it will be in a very humane way… And don’t forget to try my rump it’s very juicy…

This is from the restaurant at the end of the universe btw

Ringer…

As someone who… Attends to a lot of them. They have been weird for a little while already.

The body is only 85 + or so degrees on the surface of the skin. It’s not warm enough as internal temp will be 95+degrees and will be obvious it’s not warm enough when they check the temp.

So yeah technically you are carrying a tablet in your pocket

All right is this coming from somebody who’s carrying a tablet in their pocket?

Yeah I have like six of them sitting in a box.

Honest an og iPhone 4 physical size with more modern screen to body and modern capacities would be the nich spot for me. That includes the headphone port btw …

I lost a eighth under the seat of my car for 3 years in one of those camel tins… izmar stingers to be exact. It stuck to the bottom of my seat motor under my seat and blended in perfectly till one fateful day I was vacuuming out the car and smacked the tin off the motor… it lined up perfectly you really couldn’t tell. Greatest moment of my life as I laughed it off having had the car basically strip searched for illicit items by a cop and a dog that day I lost it… Missed out on a misdominor change inclusion of possession that would have really harmed my potential DUI charge for smoking weed on my way home from work. Literally got out of it saying I couldn’t have been since I had nothing with me Other than a glass one hitter And no method of fire. My lawyer was crazy the argument worked as this was many many years ago cali had barely legalized and where I was any amount In Your blood/urine counted as under the influence In my state.

Anyway I used to smoke the shit out of those camals and got myself to the point I couldn’t stand the smell of cigarettes and would puke at the scent of izmar stingers.

Looks like a new ratm cover.

In my country Go put a block out and a blind on your property and post about it. It wouldn’t take the length of a sandtimer to See how long a conservation officer of some sort shows up on your door step to arrest you.

Your funny… You can’t bait deer with salt. Shitty hunters will place salt blocks into the wild to entice the local fawna to hang around. Makes the whole hunter gatherer shtick a cake walk from the heated blind the shot coming after spilling their cocoa on the dog while reaching over turn the TV down because the motion detector is going off.

Jokes on you they already shot my dog.

So I take it you left your torso at home.

Flips movie box over to check rating…