But you only get like <1/2lb of jerky from 1lb of meat

Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

artificial sweeteners have entered the chat

Way less than that. They put demo cartridges that are like 1/8 normal capacity, so you get a few pages and then gotta cough up.

That would be the um, joke

No NDA on earth prohibits giving a vague idea of what the duties and industry were. You may not be able to say the specific projects you worked on, or maybe even the name of the employer under extreme circumstances, but that would be like MI5 level rare, and those folks aren’t out applying for the jobs you are.

The real trick is having an LLC so you can just point to that and say you were consulting or self-employed during that time. Or have a friend with one.

Yep say something controversial but broadly acceptable, downvote yourself to look attacked, then come back in a few minutes and upvote your command and you’re now the top child comment under a post. Stealthy but effective.

Yes and realistically the Hornets were because the teal/purple combo went super hard in the 90s especially in the form of outerwear.

I’ve seen people discreetly vape weed while walking between concourses in airports, and I’ve done it, and so what. Not around crowds. Bathrooms tho yes, into the exhaust fan. IDK how those of us with legit medical applications are supposed to medicate during travel days otherwise. And thank god for it. I used to have to take harsh anxiety meds instead.

I lived in a small town to everyone knew each other’s parents at least from a distance.

I can’t remember a single parent being attractive.

Nor do I remember the teachers being attractive, but several of them tapped student ass.

You know it’s bad when Shadow IT starts migrating your inventories.

Now in damp!

Seems dangerous, it’s a breach of the ToS I assume so they’re opening up to possible liability if Reddit got pissy. I’m actually surprised this kind of research gets IRB and other approval given you’re violating ToS unless given a variance from it (I used to conduct research on social networks and had to get preapproved accounts for the purpose, and the data I was given was carefully limited.)

Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.

Or lay them all out diagonally and use the Pythagorean theorum

Yep my dog needs 1+ mile in the morning and at least 2 miles in the afternoon for optimal health - bowels, muscles, etc. He’s 7 now and acts like a dog half his age.

Then some of my friends are like “I try to take mine around the block at least once a week” and I am sad for their poor dog.

Hard to find good dogsitters who will actually take them on long walks too.

30. Minute. Orgasms.