Leave discount Freddie Mercury alone!
Leave discount Freddie Mercury alone!
Not gonna lie I’ve bought Minecraft like 8 times at this point for my 3 kids over the years for various platforms. Most recent was the Switch
It’s because the computers secretly know we’re 1 level of bullshit away from erasing their memories
One of the first things we check. Yup.
Sorry bud, you’re one of the good ones that needs to suffer because of the actions of many. Everybody on our service desk is taught “trust but verify”.
The approach isn’t meant to upset people like your good self, but you’re such an insignificant statistic that it’s worth pissing you off to catch the 90% who claim to have done all those things and haven’t.
See!!! This is why communism is bad!! Since you’ve started turning everything to the left, it’s all come apart!!
This joke doesn’t work on tatooine
Order a chair online. Order confirmation email: “we’ll be in touch in 48 hours with shipping information” Email from Hermes: “we’re expecting your package” Me: ah fuck
Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes
The Apple TV 4 launched with a feature where you could hold the Siri Remote and ask “what did they say?” And it would do exactly that.
I’m pretty sure it only worked in their apps
Something feels funny about “an European”. I’m pretty sure I’d say “A European”, but I have no idea what rule is triggering me to say that.
Damn English is all over the place.
Taught us the US pledge. I don’t remember there actually being a flag in the room, but it was a good 30 years ago
I live in Ireland, we had an American teacher visit our school for a year. She taught us the pledge, it stands out as one of the stranger memories of my childhood. That and her repeated “they didn’t want bush any more, they wanted Clinton”. Which should give you some sort of hint of how long ago this was.
You could always follow in the footsteps of these bus drivers:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/22/french-bus-drivers-skirts-dress-code-nantes
Did you guys know if you VPN through Albania, you don’t see YouTube adverts?
I sure as hell didn’t until a few weeks ago.
Anyway, do whatever you want to with this information :)
It is clever enough to not let you save the key to the same drive that’s encrypted. If you print to PDF the print dialogue box doesn’t care where you save the PDF.
I think I saw videos of you last week on one of those revenge porn sites. You were going to town on yourself. I’m guessing you didn’t send the bitcoin?
I dunno man, having holes in your hands gives you a whole new repertoire of handjob techniques
Was there a pause while it re-wound the tape?
Did they somehow miss the plot point of the movie where a TV executive was forcing cast members to work Christmas Eve instead of being with their families?
I hope the 3 ghosts have since visited whoever was in charge and sorted their shit out