Do trumpfus won.

Violence is the question? Right?

Can theybrows? Or will it be naughty naighbrows?

Just the tip and only for a minute Turner. Ohhh! Brock Allen Turner, the rapist!

Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I’m begging.

I think the brows are awesome.

That’s an easy 6 billion profit! Just pick them up in an ambulance and have them overnight for an upset stomach ulcer.

We want public healthcare. This act of violins highlights the anger we feel. It doesn’t bring us closer to a solution. But imagine the roles swapped. We continuously live in fear of getting sick and then going bankrupt and homeless because of it. But what about from the other side…imagine a wolf in a house eating his sheep dinner. Imagine that asshole dancing around and humping several wolfority mates every night having the time of it’s miserable life…and suddenly that wolf peaks at the window and has a sudden realization… Sudden because he suddenly opened the window. It realizes that there’s nothing but sheep outside, all looking at him thru the window. Goes up to the roof top and observes himself surrounded by million upon millions of sheep all looking directly at him. The wolf sees one fellow wolf nearby as the sheep trample him. The wolf listens to his friend’s bones crackling into mush. So just close the blinds and have another sheep from the fridge? Or maybe address the impending problem?

Oh, your monthly fee is due.

Totally fine if we didn’t have to pay them for healthcare. Its a bit like California home insurance… Fire burnt down your house? Sorry bro, its not that kind of insurance! This is driving insurance for your house! You house wasn’t driving at the time it burnt was it?

This is.

Teenagers in a hardshell… Hopefully you aren’t too late and can bring them back to life with some pizza?

Please, let me draw your attention to the size of the brow and the location of it near the center of the face. You’ll notice how this is actually not the guy you’re looking for.

You mean Faraday Cage bags right?

The police have a hard time not breaking into the wrong house and shooting the wrong person while the person is sleeping. Its a little problematic.

At united health care we really respect all the money we extract from all your dying folks and recently we noticed that one of you died one of us. So we started a manhunt for anyone of you and now we got a rando who sort of looks the part. Thank you for the inconvenience. We will be ghosts now since you won’t find any of our names online starting now…wait not, starting now!

They aren’t doing it? Everyone’s doing it!

I know how to fix the economy!

After 1 million, you win at life so you can stop working and get a basic income with food included, housing, etc. You won, you don’t get to play anymore. No w2 forms or banking or anything. If you buy something, the government just makes the funny money to pay for that which then means more jobs for those still playing the games. Big projects and big companies all public owned and only players get to work there and decide. Anyone who reaches the 1 Million mark gets kicked out into permanent retirement. Once you reach this level you get a party and you can invite anyone you want.

One benefit of winning is that you can be completely naked the entire time. Because why not. At your party you can request everyone to be naked too.

You can be married to a winner but you must keep working until you reach the 1million mark.

That’s it!

I hope we never met our hero, but I hope he is warm and cozy eating some good French fries with lots of ketchup and an impossible burger.

We need a way to support him. I’m gonna start calling him Pete. President Joe, you should pardon him!

It was a good enough movie! I watched it on my projector and it was awesome-like. My favorite part was when the truck is falling into the river and the bad guy is still wondering what’s going to happen.