Killer Tofu… eee ahh eee…

I wouldn’t eat it… but it ate you.

should of

should have

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

“It’s the D–k van D–e show! Starring D–k van D–e!”

Fine. I’ll awoo instead. 🐺

Well, I’ve just learned more about his search history and interests.

This post is fake, but let’s face it… even when I believed it, it wasn’t a surprise at all.

Weird Al Yankovic is America’s modern pop rock genius.

—Kurt Kobain

Hey, a religious zealot of a snake oil salesman is right once in a while.

In the words of Kel Mitchell:

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, 'cause we’re all dudes.