Drinking alcohol makes me sleep like a baby, but my wife says it makes me snore,so I guess the trick is to steal someone else’s sleep power for yourself

You do one then the other

I can’t see the censored thing

I’ve had to chase the neighbor’s cat away several times in the mornings before work because the scrub jays that had a nest in our bushes would be screaming at 5 in the morning because the cat would be out there

I don’t use adobe often, what is a pfp?

Gotta stay hip with the kids

I’m more concerned about the slow children ahead

They probably get annoyed because you didn’t say ‘fine’ and now they have to think about you to see if you’re kidding or not which should hopefully make them think about asking in the future

Maybe its a trick to convince people to leave out ‘of’ to annoy people in the future