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Solution: play through two mirrors

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

They live die

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Same.

“You guys are still staffing window 1?”

Thank

Bears are basically just giant dogs, it’s not fair

I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it