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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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      Gotta flip the colour of the upvote for Lemmy.

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        Depends on the delivery method.

        • In Connect, upvotes are red and downvotes are blue.

        • In Voyager, upvotes are blue and downvotes are red.

        • In both Boost and Thunder upvotes are orange, downvotes are blue.

        • In Jerboa, up is a pale blue, down is a pale red.

        At least those are the default colors in the dark mode version of each 🤷

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          In sync you can choose to have either!

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            Pretty sure you can customize it in most clients. I just listed the dark mode defaults in the clients I currently have installed to indicate how an orange updoot can easily be Lemmy-correct 😁

            Sync’s the one that’s only for Apple devices, right?

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              Nope, using it on Android right now. I think it’s pretty nifty.

              Why so many clients? One per account?

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                Ah ok, might check it out then 🙂

                As for the many clients, I tend to try out any that I hear is good to find out which one I prefer and not uninstall the old ones 😁

                Besides, sometimes it’s good to know whether an annoying bug or anti-feature is client-specific and sometimes it’s good to be able to switch when that’s the case even temporarily 😉

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                  Sync can sometimes be buggy upon new updates, but it is, by far, the best in terms of customization. AFAIK LJD is still a lone dev for the app, so understandably, there are some gaps before major updates if the app isn’t running well. He just rolled out a lot of major fixes, and I’m happier than ever. It’s definitely worth a try. There are a lot of settings to play with. Don’t just dismiss it overnight.

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          I misread that first one as Connecticut and had to wonder what’s going on over there.

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            Fun fact: Voyager is the official Lemmy client of Cape Canaveral. That was the final blow that killed Liftoff.

            The official Lemmy client of Tampa Bay is Jerboa and, like most things that go on in Tampa, nobody knows why.

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          I want upvotes to be yellow and downvotes to delete their entire instance.

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            I just down voted your comment.

            What does this mean?

            1. Your Lemmy instance will be permanently deleted
            2. You and your entire existence will be removed from the simulation.
            3. If you manage to bypass simulation removal then the mods will mute you for approximately 24 hours.

            Can I stop this from happening?

            No. Please use the following time to reflect upon yourself while your impending doom approaches.

            Can you remove your downvote?

            Unfortunately, once the wheels start turning, they can never stop.

            I’m sorry

            Too bad.

          • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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            Green gets no love.

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            That got a good laugh out of me, thank you

            Enjoy your yellow arrow

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          Downvotes are red in Voyager, consistent with lemmy-ui and Jerboa.

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            So they are, gonna go ahead and correct that.

            The red of Jerboa is still paler, though. I just did a side by side comparison. I’d show you, but image uploads don’t seem to be working in any client right now…

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          deleted by creator

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        Too lazy.

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      Use this one it has more pixels.

      I have several variants

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        Wtb version with pink shower cap

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          No but what about this one

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            Idk how to respond to that but those vibes are positive

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    I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.

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      Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”

      Son - “But I’m not hungry”

      Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”

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        I intensely dislike you right now.

      • Arcity 🇵🇸🇺🇦@feddit.nl
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        Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Amazing

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    Why the fuck would you say that

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      Imagine what it would sound like spoken aloud with flaccid teeth…

      You’re welcome.

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        Ah, the ol dickteeth.

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    Delete this

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    There would definitely be sexual implications

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      Never blow someone while hungry!

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    Appetizers would almost universally be soft foods and dense drinks

    Congratulations, you destroyed mozzarella sticks.

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      Wouldn’t appetizers be the hardest, and desserts the softest?

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        The point of the appetizer is to get you ready for the main course, so a soft yet flavorful beginner would be the most effective at getting people’s teeth hard for the entree.

        It’d be like a gustatory strip tease

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          Ya’ll must have some strange eating habits. I’m usually hungry before I eat…

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      My grandpa would munch mozz sticks and raw bacon all day, and had zero teeth. Don’t tell people what they can’t do.

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      It’s just foreplay.

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      Fucking millennials.

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    I don’t know how to recover from this

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      That’s the thing, you don’t.

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    This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.

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      Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain

      Maybe we’d start looking at pictures of food to get “in the mood” before brushing… food porn

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        There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.

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        Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.

        And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.

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        Would be a pain? More like a pleasure…

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        There wouldn’t be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you’d probably be fine using just mouthwash.

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      Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

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        So I can’t eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I’d go for it.

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        Making out would be amazing!

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    The invention of blenders would have brought about a global obesity crisis if they werent immediately stigmatized as a sign of dental disfunction.

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    Imagine having to go to the dentist to get your erectile disfunction treated

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    That’s my secret…

    I’m always hungry

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