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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Rub it all over

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      Can’t find that one on the chart 🤔

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        That still doesn’t explain what the grade is measuring - what’s the difference?

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          Extra virgin is like a 12yo living in normal modern day family and not attending the church (which is arguably a tautology, but I digress). The one without “extra” did one or two virgin births; still cool but not that fancy. And the regular one stars in adult entertainment videos

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            What the hell??

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      Just the tip

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    deleted by creator

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      Tastes like sin

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        Exactly. It tastes better.

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      Why’s it so salty?

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      Gets around in your food more… Which is arguably what you want your olive oil to do.

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    Virgin olive oil, extra virgin olive oil, olive oil with a questionable past…

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    It’s fer ur peepis

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    Try a glass today!

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    Looks like a preacher from that collar. So appropriate

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    Impurities, indeed.

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    It’s just regular olive oil with added semen.

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