It’s a matter of National Security.

They feel guilty because they keep intercepting the texts you’re sending… and they’re a bit slow, because you know. They have a few hundred lonely losers subjects…

And so she thought you were ghosting her.

Pro tip… get a vpn and route it through Darfur. Those NSA agents are much better staffed.

Instead of the NSA it’ll be a random Google contractor

The NSA just sends drones to strike the wrong house IIRC

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Good guy NSA.

Looking for glowy gf. You already know what I’m into.

Cute but realistically they’re just watching us, never helping us.

Happy pride month everyone (but especially my super-sexy NSA overseer)!