Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1932arrow-down112
arrow-up1920arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 months agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”