The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoLemmy has taught me that Firefox is the waystartrek.websiteimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12file-text
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minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-210 months agoI hear this all the time. I have this conversation on the regular. Them: “Oh you think Tik Tok is spyware?” Me: “yes” Them: “I’ll have you know so is Google, Apple, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Microsoft, and all the big American companies too” Me: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t use them” Them: gasp “you’re just paranoid bro are you a drug dealer or something?” Me: “no, I just like my privacy. You probably wouldn’t like it if some guy was following you keeping tabs about everything you do either.” Them: “well I’ve got nothing to hide” Me: “maybe the next person in power might see your current and past beliefs illegal”
minus-squareTassieTosser@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoMe: “do you close the bathroom door while shitting?” Them: “yes” Me: “why? You have nothing to hide”
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoYou lock your doors when wanking?
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI always lock my car doors when wanking
I hear this all the time. I have this conversation on the regular.
Them: “Oh you think Tik Tok is spyware?”
Me: “yes”
Them: “I’ll have you know so is Google, Apple, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Microsoft, and all the big American companies too”
Me: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t use them”
Them: gasp “you’re just paranoid bro are you a drug dealer or something?”
Me: “no, I just like my privacy. You probably wouldn’t like it if some guy was following you keeping tabs about everything you do either.”
Them: “well I’ve got nothing to hide”
Me: “maybe the next person in power might see your current and past beliefs illegal”
Me: “do you close the bathroom door while shitting?”
Them: “yes”
Me: “why? You have nothing to hide”
You lock your doors when wanking?
I always lock my car doors when wanking