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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Don't.

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Don't.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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      I thought this was heavily edited, but no. It’s from a real comic, and the only edit was changing “use” and “does.”

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      I can’t stop watching…

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        I watched for about 3 minutes and then I got sleepy

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          Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤

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            Closer to teabag

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      Loud gif:

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      I love Scarfolk Council stuff.

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    “If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”

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      GNU Terry Pratchett

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    Oh come on…

    You can’t hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it…

    That’s like putting out a bell and telling people they can’t ring it!

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    Just put a sign saying “$1 per toot.” I’d pay it at least once. Wait, no 3 times. Maybe 4.

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      -walks in wearing a full clown costume and slaps a 100 dollar bill on the table

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    A challenge.

    I’d like to know of it gets used more or less often than without the “Don’t”

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      deleted by creator

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      I miss playing SS13.

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        SS14 on steam :D

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          Yooo, SS14 mentioned

          Incredible game, and it’s constantly improving as it goes

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      BRB, checking prices on Cameo.

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        Dangit.

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    Well now I just gotta.

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    oh i will

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    Doot

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    Now I want to.

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    I know what you’r thinking

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