I for one am tired of tarnishing the good name of pigs by associating them with cops.

Pigs give us ham, and pork, and bacon. Pigs are at the center of every good barbeque. Pigs eat garbage and produce wonderful cuts of meat. Pigs are wonderful, smart creatures and don’t deserve to be cast down by permanent association with the worst and dimmest.

Cops are locusts. Inedible, swarming creatures that descend upon decent folk and blight all they touch.