• Trebuchet@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

    Unless you’re in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.

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        3 months ago

        Racist? You might legitimately be the stupidest, and most presumptuous, person I’ve yet encountered. Seriously, fuck off back to Reddit, you utter cunt.

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        3 months ago

        Honestly, anything over 30k wouldn’t really be worth it. Way easier to get a nice vacation and some therapy sessions for the same money instead of being that mad at someone.

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      From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

      And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?

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        Seriously man, it’s a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.

        “You better hope I can’t get no bullets on layaway…”

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      LMAO ok now you got me curious what consists of a reasonable price? If the guy I was first married to who beat the shit out of me and raped me how much would that be?

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        3 months ago

        Getting kinda specific here…

        Edit: really sorry you went through that, but I hope you’re not thinking about making a rash decision.

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          Oh no been through therapy for it and left the state. Was just kind of curious if someone would kill a abuser/rapist at less of a rate than like an ex husband who is well off.

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            It would all depend on the hired killer. Even the most horrible of people tend to have a ‘code’ they will follow.

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      From what I’ve heard that also applies to some South American countries. But in any developed country it’s basically unthinkable to do something like this without getting caught.