I loaded a deck joist into my Scion tC when I realized one of mine was rotten (while replacing the boards). I put it through the sunroof into the “trunk” (it’s a hatchback) and drove home like a majestic blue unicorn. It was beautiful.

Got home and my neighbor said, “You could’ve asked!” while gesturing to his pickup truck.

I said, “I wanted to see if it would work!”