bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 days agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square511fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 29 days agomessage-square511fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up238·29 days agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up110·29 days agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·29 days agoHuman contact? Ewww, no.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·29 days agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·29 days agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81·29 days ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·29 days agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·29 days ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·29 days agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·29 days agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·29 days agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchHuman contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepArt 👌
cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.