Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1535arrow-down117
arrow-up1518arrow-down1external-linkMake sure you get someone the right gift for Valentine's dayslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoThat was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoOn the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…
That was implied, although I almost included it… Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you’re getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist…