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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Literally true in some cases

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Literally true in some cases

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Rule 6: No girls allowed. Also true in some cases.

    • Nat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      But I wanna be a pirate :(

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        Rule 7: rules can be ignored if you have a good reason (wanting to be a pirate is a good reason)

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            Yarrrrrr! (Yes)

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          I mean, I don’t think pirates are known for following rules…

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        Good news, the rule didn’t stop Anne Bonny, Mary Read and the like, so set sails to plunder!

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          The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules

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            Real pirates break rules

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    Rule 34 of the pirate code:

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      Can someone recommend me some really good hentai with pirates, without the obvious choices of One Piece and Housou Marine?

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        Use r34 website instead

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        Hh only has two but they seem like shit

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    It’s 23:40… Oopsie.

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      You GMT+2 people make me sick

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    Also, don’t forget to seed before going to bed!

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    This was made by a parent to make their kids well behave

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