Why the useless 2nd table?
Seems fishy…
That’s the dining room
Eat on the floor
Eating without a table is a horrible thing to do. Ask rimworld players.
Eat standing
No eat. Only game.
Shit standing
That’s called squat toilet, yeah
No squat
Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup … Back when I had corner desks, that’s usually how I used the second side.
Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says “oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w”
How am I supposed to get that sign out of my brick?
Idk…my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that’s just me.
I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?
I feel personally attacked
Leave some of them happiness for the rest of us
I tried living like this, but I couldn’t. A couple more things I need:
- sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
- some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
- two pillows, one “soft” and one “firm”.
That being said… tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don’t even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I’m doing right now.
Where do I poop?
In the corner, but it’s not polite to show that on camera.
Fuck i need a table
Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.
Most words can…?
He just discovered sentences
Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes
(I’m going with the vibe of the joke. There’s a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don’t bother me.)
I had this lovely vintage Steelcase short back chair in my industrial themed home office for a while. Then the pandemic hit and working from home started. It didn’t take me a month to get some bad back and leg pain. Now, I have a Steelcase Leap V2 at home and a Herman Miller Aeron in the office. A good chair is so important when you spend a third of your day in it.
