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    Doug: “Hey Vince you really know how to put the “D” in R&D”

    Vince “Thisfugginguy, you used that joke last year ya dunce”

    Doug: “And did it get a RISE outta ya then?”

    Vince: “The balls on this guy! Go back to sellin boner pills, it’s whatcha good at.”

    Donnie: “Alright, alright, adjourn?

    Rest: “Adjurn”

    Donnie: stumbles “Motherfuckers! Who tied my shoelaces to the swivel chair! Ya all fired!”

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    going by the packaging, you’d think those pills will make your junk explode. i was always curious to try one, but kind of scared ngl. guess i’ll wait until if/when i actually need the “help”

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      A bunch of them were found to have sildenafil and tadalafil in them. Which is the active ingredient in viagra and cialis. So those works actually work, but you’re better off using a company like hims or bluechew and get pills that you know exactly what you’re getting.

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    Would you rather.
    a) get one trillion dollars.
    b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

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    Wonder what “gas station meth” execs look like? I heard that old school “gas station meth” was just modafinil.

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      Modafinil doesn’t really get you high lol, it just stops you from sleeping. Also ruins alcohol.

      Source: my actual doctor prescribed it to me and I picked it up from my shady dealer at CVS.