Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of “waking” up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I’m late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it’s only 2am.

just did this.

just took a mental health day.

Danger is my middle name

I woke up at 4.30am, two hours before my alarm, and couldn’t get back to sleep. This was the first post I saw on lemmy. Being middle aged sucks, I miss sleeping in.

Wake up at 8:00

rest my eyes for a few seconds

11:00

I think I invented time travel

Just did this and woke up 30 minutes late. Thank god I’m WFH today.

I work on-call. Any hour day or night. I frequently go back to sleep after getting called. I have like fifty alarms on my phone.

I wfh and do this every day. No regrets.

Yep.

You either open them back up 2 minutes later, or you just die in your sleep

I did this yesterday, and slept for 4 hours