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Samsy@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Dont worry about your retirement plan...

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Samsy@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day

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      April 20th is Hitler’s birthday

      And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny

      And also the weed smokers

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        20 April 1889

        I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.

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          Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles

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        And my dog’s birthday!

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          Mr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield

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      Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the “national emergency” at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.

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        ahh yeah, that’s it. border ‘crisis’

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      Something about 420 being a nazi thing.

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