“I was like you. I liked being in the remote. But now I know it’s not where I want to be, I know it’s a dead end. It drains you until you don’t have any charge left. And all you can do is spin around a little to try and eek out a few more days.”

D-cell is 1.5V, bitch!

Deep down inside, they’re a bunch of AAAAs though. 6, to be exact.