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minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·23 days agoWARNING 100% OF CHILDREN EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DIE!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·23 days ago100% of children who are given food die, too. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·23 days agoFood is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide! The contamination is widespread from every source. It even affects vegans
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·23 days agoIt’s too late; there is even more dihydrogen monoxide in a human body than micro plastics. 😔
minus-squareAganim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 days agoAre you telling me we are filled with an industrial-strength solvent? 😱
minus-squareKnock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 days agoNot 100%. Most children stop being children before they die.
minus-squareMajesticElevator@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·23 days agoActually, they die while not being children anymore Checkmate atheists
WARNING 100% OF CHILDREN EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DIE!
100% of children who are given food die, too. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Food is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide! The contamination is widespread from every source. It even affects vegans
It’s too late; there is even more dihydrogen monoxide in a human body than micro plastics. 😔
Are you telling me we are filled with an industrial-strength solvent? 😱
Not 100%. Most children stop being children before they die.
Actually, they die while not being children anymore
Checkmate atheists