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minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-29 months agoA hand job could be a handjob, but a hand job isn’t itself a handjob. Hand jobs: Massaging, opening jars,.handjobs. Handjobs: Old fashioned, the rusty trombone, etc.
minus-squareHottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoA rusty trombone is not just a handjob. It’s anilingus at the same time. The rusty part is because the lips get covered in “rust” from the “mouth piece” of the metaphoric trombone.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoI classify it more a handjob than a rimjob, but I suppose it’s more down to who’s playing and their forté.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-29 months agoIt all comes down to how hard they blow.
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoWhat I’m reading from this is: why not both?
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-29 months agoOr more precisely, why not one, and then the other. Purely for statistical purposes.
A hand job could be a handjob, but a hand job isn’t itself a handjob.
Hand jobs: Massaging, opening jars,.handjobs.
Handjobs: Old fashioned, the rusty trombone, etc.
A rusty trombone is not just a handjob. It’s anilingus at the same time. The rusty part is because the lips get covered in “rust” from the “mouth piece” of the metaphoric trombone.
I classify it more a handjob than a rimjob, but I suppose it’s more down to who’s playing and their forté.
It all comes down to how hard they blow.
What I’m reading from this is: why not both?
Or more precisely, why not one, and then the other. Purely for statistical purposes.