Cue every slow walker ever

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    growing up mom would take me grocery shopping. we would leave at noon and not return until 6 or 7 in the evening.

    to this day I fucking hate grocery stores.

    I’ve seen enough bread, cereal, milk, eggs, and fuckin potatoes to last five lifetimes.

    I can still, 25 years later, draw out the floorplan of every grocery store in a 20 mile radius of my hometown. I can even tell you where the fucking pickles are and tell you what shelf they were on.

    half the stores went out of business. what the hell am I supposed to do with all this trauma? it’s not like it can help me, nor can they hurt me.

    make it end!

    • Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee
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      My mom made me spend too much time in nordstrom as a child and now i hate clothing shopping. I just buy all my shit online because I would rather die than step foot in a shop.

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        People.ask me “Why do you wear nothing but Vans and Dickies?”

        Because I know their cuts and sizing and I can order the right thing first time every time online.