The last time I had to do this I pulled a rapier, actually. Although in my defense, the guy behind me jumped out with a tire iron first. It was purest happenstance that I had the thing in my back seat at the time but damned if the look on his face wasn’t worth it.
I’ve recounted this tale before. I have to wonder how that guy tells people his side of that story…
Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.
Put on the handbrake, get out of the car, and calmly ask them what the problem is.
You forgot the ‘grab a crowbar’ part.
If you get out of your car to confront everyone who honks at you, you’re eventually going to meet an even bigger asshole with a gun.
The last time I had to do this I pulled a rapier, actually. Although in my defense, the guy behind me jumped out with a tire iron first. It was purest happenstance that I had the thing in my back seat at the time but damned if the look on his face wasn’t worth it.
I’ve recounted this tale before. I have to wonder how that guy tells people his side of that story…
👌👍🤣 internet tough guy. Both of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.