• kaitco@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Child endangerment is the Jedi way.

    That’s why they are given laser swords that can cut through anything at age six!

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      7 hours ago

      they are given laser swords

      You mean those kids didn’t go through the Jedi ritual of constructing their own lightsabers? What has happened to our cherished traditions?!

      • dormedas@lemmy.dormedas.com
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        3 hours ago

        At least before the fall of the republic, it was apparently common for Jedi Padawans to be locked in a cave to face a trial against their deepest fear to get a Kyber Crystal to even make their lightsaber in the first place. If they failed to conquer their fear, they died.

        Edit: apparently they don’t die per se, but are meant to believe they will and also if they fail, they might be stuck there. It’s weird and still not ethical

      • teft@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        Palps strip mined Ilum so it’s probably better that we don’t send younglings there any more.

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      7 hours ago

      You want those younglings to be defenseless against the Jedi that kill them with their laser sword?

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        2 hours ago

        The only thing that can stop a bad Jedi with a laser sword is a good Jedi with a laser sword