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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

Poor guy 😭

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Poor guy 😭

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    i think they were separated

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    Men do not have struggles! Just do the bootstraps and the bottling of windows api calls into linux/posix calls!!!

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    We don’t know their relationship, could be something they’d already agreed upon; you know the old “Coldplay, Hotwife” situation.

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      I got a buddy that is in an open marriage, his wife fucks other dudes on the regular and so does he.

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        I find it interesting that he gets to fuck other dudes on the regular, to be honest.

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          While he’s always been Bi.

      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        My “gorlfriend” is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband

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      It’s okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??

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      “we caught your partner with a lover at a Coldplay concert”

      Partner: “what, after so many years of marriage they go to a Coldplay concert!??”

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    And don’t forget about their children.

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    • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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      The Internet is paying no attention to Epstein?

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        Not enough! Epstein didn’t kill himself, and Trump rapes children. Never forget.

        • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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          Have you heard the phrase “preaching to the choir”?

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            The choir always needs practice

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            The point is to keep the conversation going, I would imagine.

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    No need to worry for him. Just cheat on one or two other women and he has perfect chances to become president

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    out of the loop. which astronomer are we talking about? neil degrassse tyson?

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      In case you’re not just messin’ around: know your meme link

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        wtf there is a company called “astronomer”?

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          Apparently! I’d never heard of it either, and I’m pretty sure it’s primarily known for this meme now. Seems like a dumb name for a company, and it’s making for some pretty confusing headlines in this case. I wouldn’t be surprised if they change the company name in an attempt to remove the stain.

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      Context: CEO’s wife and another man were caught in their affair at a Coldplay concert during the kisscam portion of the concert

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        I think you mean CEO and his top HR executive were caught together at a Coldplay concert.

        The CEO’s wife has been laying low after this, deactivated some social media and changed her surname back to her maiden name on Facebook I believe.

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          Meanwhile the HR exec’s husband has called up his attorney asking how much this one is going to cost.

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