The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1年前What did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1645arrow-down132
arrow-up1613arrow-down1imageWhat did Voyager 1 see out there?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1年前message-square89fedilink
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up131·1年前So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
minus-squarebratosch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1年前Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
minus-squarePennyJim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1年前Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1年前Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1年前 It won’t become sentient in your kitchen. Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
minus-squareNeatNit@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21年前If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible. But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21年前Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
He’s definitely up to something.
Frakkin’ toasters.
Brave little guy
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
Love technology connections