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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

If you find a way, please tell us!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Alarm! Wir haben einen Störfall! Das ist kein Drill!

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      Der Stör hat den Quarantänebereich verlassen und ist in den internationalen Raum entkommen!

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      Indeed it is not a drill!!!

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    Ich spürte eine große Störung der Macht. Als ob Millionen in panischer Angst aufschrien und plötzlich verstummten.

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    i’ll tell ya how to undo this, but it’ll involve going over their heads, and you won’t believe this but then you’ll be…

    you ready? you really can't undo this one

    sturgeon general’d

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  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Fabulous!

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    That’s kind of fishy

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      The right kind, if you ask me

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    Why would anyone want to undo it? Sturgeon is peak form.

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    I’ll take some caviar

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    Is ich_iel leaking?

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    Shambles!

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    You just got Sturgeoned, your husband has been arrested for embezzlement

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    “I snag it with a large treble hook and big fishing pole.”

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    Have to revisit Row vs Wade

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      Which one is the most efficient way to catch a sturgeon?

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        Row

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          Or maybe… Wade?

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            Depends, do sturgeons hang out in the shallows?

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