And that bipod, expert gun believer right there.

Old and busted: UFOs

New hotness: drones

China is the same way.

Anti-vaxers should have to get a brand on their faces so we all know who the hell to keep clear of.

A baker ≠ a rich CEO.

The baker works for a living, if nothing else.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

I love using it when some typeface nerd spouts off about why it’s bad.

Hey, if it works it works.

That life would be better as an adult.

Hey those toys ain’t gonna sell themselves.

Anyone who believes that violence doesn’t solve anything has clearly never paid attention.

Good thing I’m vaccinated, have no kids, and have become a paranoid shut-in.

Rap.

Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.