My partner wants to know: How many stitches?

So it’s just the number 95% . . . Cause I know I’m batting a 1000 on this idea 🏏.

I feel like I’m being told something. . .

Does subliminal advertising actually work?

Undefined term - “long term”. Management doesn’t know what that is.

Shakes fist at TSA.

I think we are saying the same thing. We both agree that it would have to be filling faster than it was draining (if it was even going to fill up).

Me thinks it really depends on how much the cops want to frame that person for the crime.

Oops, did I say that out loud?

You! It was you!

Halt! We have you surrounded!

University Server Admin

Must be filling faster than it’s draining, otherwise it never would fill up.

The Independent’s Thomas Sutcliffe found it laughable and full of absurdities, while also observing that “Professor Magwilde’s approach to archaeology is unconventional. She likes to squat at the edge of the trench and mutter urgently, ‘Come on! Give up your secrets!’”

I almost want to watch it now - almost.

I bet they would charge them with “Creating a public disturbance.”

That’s what the cop who told me in Indiana, “Sure, you can wash your car at a public car wash while having a pistol in view; it’s not illegal. But I’ll arrest you and put you in jail for ‘creating a public disturbance’ in less than a heartbeat”. And, no, he wasn’t joking.

The struggle is “real” - Louisville woman has been charged with auto theft and kidnapping in Evansville, Indiana

I’ve been trying to remember all the little folks since I’ve become so fabulously wealthy, but it just doesn’t seem worth it anymore. /s

Can’t get my partner to do this. They are too worried about “saving money/we don’t need it (now)”. For heavens sake, I’m not saying buy a spare house; just pick up an extra tube of toothpaste!

Try this: DSL Linux

Would Sprit Halloween really take a chance on something that shabby?

I think not.

I once abused an SMTP relay (my own) by emailing Novell a 400+ MB memory dump. Their FTP site kept timing out.

After all that, and them swearing they had to have it, the OS team said “Nope, we’re not going to look at it”. Guess how I feel about Novell after that?

This was in the mid-90’s.

Pretty sure FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation) is for deposits only, not debts. The politicians would never let their donors suffer.

Hugh government bail out (American here). Taxpayer gets stuck with the bill. Companies loose nothing (probably make even more than way).

You (and I) are, unfortunately, not rich enough to ignore the law. Seems some others are.