Zatore

Immediately self describing without you asking.

never bought a paper map. Have picked up one at a park or something, but haven’t done that in a decade.

Eating fast food. I do a ton of driving for my job and am frequently hours from home. I could pack my own meals, but the company covers lunch if I’m away from the office. I don’t have to stop for any health reason, I just don’t really like the taste after five years of the same things over and over. I’d be more ok with it if there were more options, but I’m in a rural part of the country.

I have a PC for all my games except one, Bloodborne. I have a PS4 and that’s the only thing I’ve used it for.

Shimp

fuck your printer and the horse it rode in on

printers need to die already

I solve problems related to how lightning rocks talk to each other. Often there’s an issue with how automatic scribes decide they don’t feel like talking. Some days I must travel more than double the speed of your fastest horse using a metal box with wheels. I will often complain when my metal box picks the wrong music to play.

I don’t mind being aware of everything, but I do mind that nobody else is