Match!!

Me, an empath: Uh huh. Uhhuh. puts a keyboard down in front of them so they unconsciously input their password while telling me about Severance

I’m actually having a great time seeing my comrades on the streets

i want to believe

He has a plan for next time.

The guy who didn’t kill the United Healthcare CEO?

magic isn’t real* that egg was already cracking

*except for flying on brooms

no but sometimes by blockading streets. America’s understanding of nonviolence is poisoned

Would you say “I can’t breathe”?

“Oh, that blog post is obsolete. It was written before version 1.87.0d.20250304.nightly”

“cracking” but with the initial c replaced with b, as per Blood gang symbolism

I will decide it to be my blood then

If only we could convince most Americans of that

Okay but also the second element is huge and we’re not doing that yet

not the czech republic or singapore

Shit, is that why I can’t understand fuck all in Finnegan’s Wake?

just bought a new rug last week >:3 i rubbed my paws on all the fluffiest rugs till my dinners were raw

every frame of that trailer has something firing

bones!!!

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But if I don’t do it, I’m not who I think I am.