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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Kool-Aid

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Kool-Aid

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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • TipRing@lemmy.world
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    This doesn’t make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can’t rule out magical reinforcement.

    The fluid inside him isn’t used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.

    • TheHarpyEagle@lemmy.world
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      Indeed, the proof is in the kool-aid

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    High blood sugar not high pee sugar

    • kreekybonez@lemmy.world
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      not mutually exclusive

      • deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        indeed. urine with high sugar content has been associated with diabetes since at least the 5th/6th century BC.

        • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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          Could be worse though, could have been Maple Syrup Urine Disease

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            MSUD affects 1 in 4 adult Canadians

  • Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I can hardly wait to “well ackshually” some unsuspecting person with this information

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    The Kool-Aid Man is the only person whom you can be 100% sure isn’t full of shit.

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    There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.

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    Drink of his blood and be saved (from dehydration).

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    Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?

    • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The kool-aid man is an invertebrate, dude.

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        It’s a clear exoskeleton

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