voidfucker

Nyan

My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.

The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.

Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.

Years back, one of mine was named Dag.

Fuckboy

Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.

My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.

We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.

We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.

Cromulent fuckcrustable

Rapeseed

Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia

Adolf Kitler

Rover