Chicken?
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If you have had duck, chicken, goose, and pheasant you have already have had some dinosaur!
With the wide variety of dinosaurs they would have had even more vsriety than we have with modern birds. Just like with the wide varety of fish and mammals.
I feel like turkey, cornish hen, and maybe quail are more common as food than pheasant and goose. At least in the US. If you’re European maybe you put live blackbirds inside pies or something, I dunno, but I guess that’s technically a dino meal too.
LIVE BLACKBIRDS???
For entertainment purposes. The birds would fly out when the dish was uncovered.
LIVE BLACKBIRDS???
Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn’t that a dainty dish to set before the king?
The king was in his counting house counting out his money,
The queen was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The maid was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!
Moral of the story, don’t be a minor character in an 18th century nursery rhyme.
As an American duck seems more available than goose. I’ve seen turduckens, I’ve never seen a Goosiken
I’ve always wondered about the blackbird pie thing. How did they get the birds into the pie? How many escaped during the pie-ing process? Were there originally a lot more than four-and-twenty? If they shit on any half-prepared food during the escape, was it thrown out or served to the cheap seats?
This is the correct answer.
Chickens taste like dinosaurs
In the same way that apples taste like fruit.
But we don’t pet dinosaurs, do we?
Big if true
I used to raise chickens. They are the closest living relative to the tyrannosaurus rex, and it shows.
Could you please share a story or two about your dinosaur chickens?
Chicken are dinosaurs, and taste different than ducks and goose which are also donosaurs.
Goose fat is kitchen liquid gold.
With my wife’s cooking everything tastes the same.
I play the beef, chicken or pork game every night.
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skittles
People say reptiles are tastier than chicken, the thing is chicken is mass produced at an industrial level, most of the reptiles are wild caught, maybe we should compare them to wild chicken or game bird, instead of store bought chicken, also it would differ wildly depending on type of dinosaur, it was a very diverse group
I don’t know, I had gator a couple of times … I wouldn’t say it’s better than chicken.
Who are these people and what reptiles are they eating?
I assume like an alligator or crocodile. Probably depends if it’s a carnivore or herbivore too
Probably like crocodiles, which is already a delicacy in some places. In fact, crocodiles are already dinosaurs, the only ones who were too lazy to evolve into anything.
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crocodiles are already dinosaurs
Technically, chickens are dinosaurs. Crocodiles are not, though they are as old as the non-avian dinosaurs with little in the way of evolutionary change.
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Why evolve more when they’ve already figured it all out?
To fly maybe. Not sure, it just seems biologically conservative when every other surviving dinosaur became birds, fish, and mammals.
Thank God crocodiles didn’t learn to fly.
Nah that would be tight, bring on our flying crocodile overlords
We’d salute them with a “crikey!”
Why are you pretending that dragons don’t exist?
Fish existed first, reptikes evolved from fish. Mammals evolved from reptiles alongside dinosaurs who also evolved from reptiles.
The only dinosaurs that survived the mass extinction 65 million years ago were birds.
Evolution isn’t always a forward process. Hence how we have cetaceans and why crabs evolved into existence five separate times.
That doesn’t have anything to do with the timeline of fish > reptiles > dinosaur evolution.
That’s what I mean by a “forward process”. Often people think evolution always goes that one way you describe.
A lot of dinosaurs died out, crocodiles are still around.
Checkmate evolution
Crocodiles are not dinosaurs, they are reptiles.
Both are reptiles. But the crocs and dinos are different lineages.
Maybe y’all need to consider, isn’t it strange to fantasize about bringing extinct (potentially) sentient beings back into existence for the sole purpose of killing them again and carving up their body parts for sensory pleasure?
Not compared to my other fantasies, no.
I remember my high school teacher once said he’d want to try a Dodo Bird if it can be brought back to life lol
I remember doing a some do research in middle school, and I found people disliked the extra gamey taste of dodo
I was first imagining being in the same era and happening upon one as one would a deer in the words.
You first imagined cruelty and elitism. Why it’s that?
Never mind; username explains.
Is there any difference? Would killing and carving up the body parts of a dinosaur for your sensory pleasure be any less cruel if it happened in the dinosaur’s own time?
I’ll rephrase.
My first thought was a survival scenario.
Your first thought was selfish evil.
Why was that, I wondered?
My point is that your world view was to interpret it as a negative first. Not a comical musing. Angsty.
The Human experience is pretty weird. Being reductive about just about anything we do ends up sounding like a horror show.
Nobody needs to consider that because it’s not a strange question at all.
Based on illustrated stories I was fed as a child, I would now like to know if the early Christians ate the dinosaurs after they were finished riding them.
I’m thinking ostrich meat is probably closest.
Everybody speculating on what it tastes like. When we should probably just pour money into scientific research to bring dinosaurs back from the dead to confirm definitively their taste.
This question made me angry.
You misspelled hungry.
Stegosauruses only eat plants
I don’t know, it’s hard to get
Lizard cocks
I would imagine it taste like most weird meats; fishy.
it would depend on the kind of dinosaur, the ones with feathers would probably taste like low-fat/high-muscle turkey meat, while the water dinosaurs probably just tasted like red fish meat. I can’t really tell what the lizard likes would’ve tasted, my best guess is somewhere between gator and komodo dragon.
