cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/15769515
Frozen human brain tissue works perfectly when thawed 18 months later
Works so well that it is currently the republican front runner for the presidency badum boom
Very interesting result but it’s sad reading about having a 9 month old baby’s brain tissue being cut up into 2-3mm chunks. With the retraction of some papers in China due to ethics of samples being taken from unwilling minority groups I was hoping to see a bit more about where the samples came from in the paper.
Just don’t freeze people in prison as punishment, ok? I’ve seen how that goes. Before you know it, we’ve got Stallone knitting things.
And did you see what happened to sex? And pooping? And burgers?
Sex-pooping??? Yowza!
That’s how they got NRS and UBT.
So that’s what the three seashells are for!
Hey everyone, this guy doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!
If only the rest of us did
Brain: “oof ouch owie ow”
Scientists: “works perfectly well!”So are we going to turn dead peoples brains into wetware?
Fallout explored this concept with Robobrains. They were more powerful / useful than the comparatively primitive computer systems of the time.
Feels like a business opportunity to me
Disney must be excited
Disney is dead. You’d have to freeze the brain with the chemical described in the paper protecting the tissue, otherwise tissues become mush when thawed.
breathes sigh of relief
It was a joke
This Demolition Man reboot sucks.
Perfectly?
I guess we understand more about the brain than I thought. 🤔
