“I’m going to hide behind the settee, yeti spaghetti!”

I would immediately leave and get as far away from my home as possible, since that’s where they’re coming to look for me.

How would the foreignness of the agents be relevant? And why ask that when I’m a thousand times more likely to be hunted down by domestic agents?

Into the forest/mountain that is literally right outside my house. Harsh terrain that foreign agents won’t be able to traverse easily without local knowledge. With a five minute head start they’d have no way of finding me without dogs and helicopters. And even they would have difficulty navigating the terrain and local weather conditions.

Nice try, foreign agent.

either wherever Melania Trump is, or where Joe Biden keeps his moxy. No one is finding either one

No where in my house, that’s for sure… They’re obviously going to tear the place apart and it’s the most obvious place to look for someone so unless I have some sort of secret hidden space I don’t know about, it’s a no go

Even if there’s a secret hideaway in my house, those agents are gunna station people here to wait and see if I show up, so I wouldn’t be able to leave easily either… I’d be trapped

No thanks, I’d rather leave and disappear…

My house is built on an old vertical mineshaft. I’d take the secret elevator to the bunker 300 feet below ground where my command center is. Then I’d take control of the gun emplacements hidden in the trees and the fleet of AI enhanced drones. When the agents are eliminated, the robotic dogs will drag the bodies to the incinerator shaft.

Or maybe not. You didn’t think I’d really tell you what awaits you Agent CraigOhMyEggo, did you?

Nah, they’ll find me eventually. Just put on really weird porn and start jacking it to make the agents as uncomfortable as possible… then you use your secret Kung Fu moves - “Snake spits poison from hidden trousers” and “Petroleum Jill-y to the face”

I’d hide about a five minutes’ run from my home

Lamp shade, sheets, done.

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

Under the bed

Pick a direction completely at random, move into it, don’t stop or give away my location until it’s resolved. They can ransack the surrounding area pretty good, but they’re specifically foreign so they’re also being hunted as they’re hunting me, and even domestic agents have been known to lose somebody on the run.

Probably wherever there are domestic agents.