A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed
Let kids skateboard.
Only if skateboards get a sound gauge and a small explosive.
Not if they’re going to disturb the relaxing cat.
Starting work before 12pm. I’m 30 and I still absolutely hate mornings just as much as I did when I was 10, I’m naturally a night person but working graveyards has more problems than dealing with early mornings IMO. Let all the morning people feel the pain of having to be productive during your least productive hours for a change.
If all punishment is capital punishment, then I’d keep it as laissez-faire as possible.
Except for “no parking in the bike lane”. That one’s worth.
That one’s worth.
You a word.
Alright, “That one is worth.”
Politicians who lie to their constituents.
I am the ultimate vermin, so… Mandatory tooth brushing, and ponies for all.
Finally, I feel like I’ve scrolling for days to find this oasis.
All hail @wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works The First of His Name, the Undomesticated People Mover, Giver of Ponies
The death penalty, because that shit is barbaric.
So everyone that punishes someone with death will receive the death penalty?
Of course, you will have to punish the person that punishes the person that punishes someone with the death penalty with the death penalty with the death penalty
But then, because they punished someone that punished someone that punished someone that punished someone with death with death with death with death, they will have to be killed
Eventually, you will run out of people who can punish someone with the death penalty, so you will have to do it. Since you killed someone as a punishment, someone will also have to kill you, but because you are the only person that can do that, you will have to do it, ending the loop
Uh …yaaaa. simple premise, simple solution.
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So basically 1 in 20 inmates on death row are innocent, and people (mostly conservatives) are A-OK with that percentage of innocent people being subject to state-sanctioned murder in a very brutal way that’s far from painless. A dog being put down by a vet receives more humane treatment than a human being put down by the state.
That at least bit makes that potentially even worse. Just look at the List of miscarriage of justice cases on Wikipedia, it’s not not exhaustive and it’s huge, I cannot morally or ethically justify capital punishment on that alone, the whole state-sanctioned murder bit just makes it even more horrific.
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But, hear me out: people using commas where they should use periods. Can we kill those people as a darwin exception?
Ok heres mine: People who complain about writing and grammar when they can understand what the other person is trying to say
Double death to them. If you can correct someone, then you clearly were able to understand perfectly in the first place.
I would be a terrifying and bloodthirsty Supreme Leader for sure… 😏
That is why we should prevent human beings from holding too much power.
Nothing. I’m against the death penalty
So, “no more death penalty”? Punishable by death of course.
- All software that is to be used on the public should be Free and Open Sourced in a GPL style license.
- No death penalty
above two violations are punishable by death!
When someone is inevitably executed for proprietary software, are you put to death for making that rule? Or does the executioner get executed (creating a feedback loop of executioners who must die)?
one was serious, one was a joke, i dunno why i put it that way.
Does the barber who shaves everyone in town that doesn’t shave themselves shave himself?
Duodecimal 😈
Aww shit, good call. Which notation and names for the new numbers are we using?
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,cat,girl,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,1cat,1girl,
20,…
…
cat0,cat1,cat2,cat3,cat4,cat5,cat6,cat7,cat8,cat9,catcat,catgirl,
girl0,girl1,girl2,girl3,girl4,girl5,girl6,girl7,girl8,girl9,girlcat,girlgirl,
100,…
…
… What happens if I want to abolish the death penalty?
Housing for everyone.
Wages Citizenship
Metric system, right-hand traffic, ISO 8601, high taxes on the rich, someone’s power being used as a multiplier in punishment.
“I’m afraid you formatted the date incorrectly on this birthday card. Any last words before we hang you?”
This is not 'Nam, there are rules.
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Don’t forget ISO216 for paper size. It does not make sense that the US is still using “letter” and “legal” paper size.
Why does it matter, just print stuff, supply the correct paper or material for your project, then move on.
We need one more rule: can’t defend cluster fuck murican paper sizes
I like the Scandinavian system of fines for breaking the law. They’re scaled based on your annual income so a speeding ticket isn’t just a fee for the wealthy.
Still a fee for the wealthy. If I earn a million a year I can easily give up 90 % of that and still live comfortably. That’s not the case for someone who earns 100,000.
Still better than a flat fee.
($93k vs $9300 for those who prefer USD)
AFAIK, of the Scandinavian countries it’s only Finland that has that system.
In Denmark if you are charged with hazardous driving the police can confiscate your car. A Norwegian who had bought a Lamborghini in Germany took the trip through Denmark back home and hit 228 km/t. He lost the car and will never get it back.
Source (in Danish): https://nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2023-12-25-nordmand-fik-beslaglagt-sin-nye-lamborghini-efter-vanvidskoersel-men-naegter-at-acceptere-dommen
Good choices. Fixed-rate fines are unfair. To someone living on minimum wage, a $500 fine can be devastating. To someone pulling down a huge salary, not so much. They’re essentially unequal punishments for the same violation.
Yup. And not just fines imo. For instance, a cop who rapes or blatantly assaults someone, especially on duty, should have their sentence at least doubled due to the power dynamics.
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Type I. The angled pins make it much more stable than F, and there’s heaps of options for cable exiting sideways, upwards, downwards, straight out, etc .
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Plenty of type I come out sideways- they are lower profile than most I’ve seen, slightly more so than type G.
https://media.prod.bunnings.com.au/api/public/content/5bac39a3c6d04c53be207f9021e9546b
This can actually be a bit of an annoyance, sometimes… If the socket is right next to the floor, or in a densely packed area, for example, it can make plugging difficult.
And if it does have a ground pin, it’s mandated that the ground be longer than the power pins, for exactly the reason you mentioned about G,D,M.
The recessed feature of F I do like, even if it makes the plugs physically larger than they need to be.
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I would like to add free/accessible healthcare for all
Metric system comes with metric (decimal) time and republican calendar
Anyone, regardless of status, race, wealth, sexuality, religion, etc. that violates anyone’s fundamental human rights would be put to death. Period. Tolerance of intolerance breeds intolerance.
I would want some clearly marked boundaries then, because I would consider unpaid labor a human rights violation but I wouldn’t want my old boss executed just because I clocked out and then picked up some trash on my way out the door.
You’re being funny, but this would lead to the death of every one on earth, we’d have to have automated evaporation cubicles, like in that Star Trek episode. A toddler violated my human rights this morning. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth, GUS.
