pfft antiscience bs. everyone knows swordfish were supplanted by the bayonet fish
InterContinental Ballistic Fish
Marine biologists cringing at the forced joke when the ocean has actual Pistol Shrimp that work very much like you’d expect.
Can’t that fucker generate heat as hot as the surface of the sun for a split second? We’re lucky this gun toting animal never evolved smarts.
Mightier than the penfish?
Whatcu gonna write your way out of a gun fight?
When you’re a gunfish, every shooting is a school shooting.
Oh, wow - that’s fantastic!
I see what you did there
Bullets don’t work as well underwater
Even when you manufacture a weapon to specifically function below water, 30m meters is the longest range at 5m depth.
That’s plenty of range to kill a swordfish, which swims slower than the superior gunfish.
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